The crew convinces Binghamton that they can get actress Rita Howard to the base. Once they pull that off, they have to get her there past her officious Army escort... which requires Parker to pose as a doctor.

Binghamton has to impress a visiting admiral with a testimonial dinner in his honor... but no one wants to come.

Binghamton finds out about the crew's upcoming Follies and puts an end to it, forcing them to take him to a Comfleet conference. But when they get hit by a Zero, the 73 is forced to put in at a Japanese island to refuel... and the crew tries out their acts disguised as Japanese minstrels.