Admiral Hardesy's daughter is getting married, and Parker must stand in for the chaplain, while McHale and the crew try to retrieve a stolen tea set, given as a gift from Captain Binghamton.

When the spoiled-brat son of Binghamton's former employer decides that Taratupa will be his new home, Binghamton begs McHale's help to get rid of him.

Refused permission to use the base radio, McHale and the boys use a captured Jap radio to try to hear Christy's little daughter say her first 'da-da'.