Binghamton gets hold of Parker's diary, which details all of the crew's thefts. When he loses the diary, Binghamton decides to call Parker as a witness.

McHale and the crew are in big trouble,  when the lovely daughter of an important Frenchman stows away on the 73.

Fuji has a terrible toothache, and McHale and the crew must figure out a way to have his tooth pulled, without his being recognized.