Binghamton takes advantage among the crew of how to design sarongs to ship McHale out so that the 73 men will fail an efficiency test and get transferred

Parker tries his newly learned powers of hypnosis and discovers that it works on Binghamton... just as they need Binghamton to approve a benefit show for an orphanage.

ComFleet takes advantage of Parker's resemblance to a famed English general to use him as a decoy. Unfortunately, enemy agents decide to assassinate Parker.