The crew steals Binghamton's champagne to celebrate Fuji's one-year anniversary with them. But when Binghampton captures Fuji, the crew have to fake the end of the war to distract him so they can free their friend.

Binghamton cracks down on the crew because of an upcoming fitness inspection. When he hears them talking about killing a griffa bird, he assumes that they want to kill him.

After Binghamton files a charge of cowardice against Parker, he thinks that Parker is faking when the ensign claims to have spotted a German U-boat in Pacific waters. However, it turns out that Parker is right... and he and the 73 crew to have stop an alliance between the two Axis powers.