When Happy is too shy to have a love life, he sleepwalks. When Binghamton finds out, he calls for a Navy psychiatrist and Happy will be sent off unless the crew can restore his confidence.

The crew take on a dangerous mission to deliver Fuji's letter to a Japanese-held island and mail it to Japan so that he can hear back from his girlfriend.

The crew steals Binghamton's new printing press. When Binghamton catches Tinker red-handed with it, Parker ends up defending the sailor and stalling for time.