Lucy, daughter of Satan, struggles to find a boyfriend free of her father's meddling. The Prince of Lies sets her up on a blind date with a senator at Club Armageddon, home of DJ Jesus.

Satan buys Tequila Sally's, a chain of cheesy restaurants, and Lucy convinces him to hire DJ Jesus to be the karaoke disc jockey or KJ. Meanwhile, the Special Fathers and the Special Sister are closing in on Lucy using a sacred artifact they found at a flea market called the Glass Eye of Saint Augustine.

Satan and Becky, the Devil's advocate, believe if the people of the world masturbate just 8% more, civilization will collapse. So they launch Sinsperations!, a sex toy manufacturing and outreach operation. For the first time ever, Lucy shows an interest in her father's work - she wants to contribute ideas and do product testing. Satan thinks this is gross.  DJ Jesus commissions a dildo of himself to commemorate a very special event.