Johnny embarks on a quest to complete his Squishy Wooshie collection by nabbing a Gnarly Narwhal from a stubborn vending machine at the car wash.

Johnny and Dukey each uncover a dinosaur fossil then set out to see whose dinosaur would win a fight by bringing them both back to life.

How can there be a Johnny X Con without the real Johnny even being invited? Fear not! That's exactly what our intrepid hero intends to find out.