After Scudworth imposes mandatory Parent-Principal Conferences on the student body, Confucius enlists his feuding friends to fill in for his absentee foster parents. To win over Frida's dad, Harriet helps give Cleo an epic make-under.

After noticing Scudworth's stranger-than-usual behavior, the clones uncover a tale of rival theme parks, romance and revenge … all within the pages of his diary.

Joan, Abe, and the rest of the gang find themselves saddled with summer jobs at the theme park of Scudworth's childhood dreams. Meanwhile, Candide's plan to wipe Cloney Island off the map threatens the future of Clone High.