It's Clone High Ski Week, and Confucius and Joan find themselves harboring an awkward secret that threatens the precarious state of Avalanche Mountain. After getting a spicy text, Abe squares off with Born-Again-Virgin JFK. Cleo reconsiders her future.

Tasked with creating a new batch of clones, Scudworth and Mr. B realize they may be past their gravedigging prime. Then, Joan leads the charge to stop an illicit cemetery rendezvous before Abe loses everything … except his virginity.

After Scudworth imposes mandatory Parent-Principal Conferences on the student body, Confucius enlists his feuding friends to fill in for his absentee foster parents. To win over Frida's dad, Harriet helps give Cleo an epic make-under.