While Scudworth develops a plan to convert Clone High into a religious school, JFK seeks absolution for his philandering lifestyle from the Prayer Pals. Plagued with guilt post-tryst with Toussaint, Harriet turns to Joan -- and the Lord -- for advice.

When Scudworth names Joan principal for the day, she tries to win her former friends back with an exclusive in-school soiree … that soon gets out of hand.

On Valentine's Day, Confucius and Joan pretend to be a couple to make Harriet jealous. Meanwhile, Abe fields dating advice from JFK, and Scudworth faces off with an old nemesis.