Decades after his shameful exit from competitive snorkeling, Scudworth finds a protégé in Frida; she must choose between two futures. Then, the Bleacher Creatures' diabolical plan to infiltrate the cheer team threatens Harriet's college dreams.

While Scudworth develops a plan to convert Clone High into a religious school, JFK seeks absolution for his philandering lifestyle from the Prayer Pals. Plagued with guilt post-tryst with Toussaint, Harriet turns to Joan -- and the Lord -- for advice.

When Scudworth names Joan principal for the day, she tries to win her former friends back with an exclusive in-school soiree … that soon gets out of hand.