After hearing a terribly boring eulogy, Joe asks Ethan to write his for him. Word gets out and Ethan starts a eulogy writing business. When one of his clients die, and Ethan's eulogy is read, Joe changes his mind.

Ethan wants to get tested for a STD. He and Joe role play about how to tell the women he's been with that she may have herpes.

Herb blocks Joe from talking to a woman in the mall. Ethan tells him to apologize but he won't. The group of mall walkers ban Herb from the group, and Herb gets them all banned from the mall.