Joe asks some awkward questions when Ethan has a woman sleep over for the night.

After hearing a terribly boring eulogy, Joe asks Ethan to write his for him. Word gets out and Ethan starts a eulogy writing business. When one of his clients die, and Ethan's eulogy is read, Joe changes his mind.

Ethan wants to get tested for a STD. He and Joe role play about how to tell the women he's been with that she may have herpes.