Despite bags full of counterfeit merchandise, a traveler isn't bothered by CBP's probing questions. A woman crossing the border in Buffalo finds herself in a salty situation.

At the JFK cargo facility, a bounty of gold jewelry is apprehended when the manifesto seems to sell its value short. In Detroit, Baily the dog has a big day.

At the JFK cargo facility, boxes of pancake mix fall flat and an Egyptian artifact is unearthed. And, at the Detroit border crossing, a radioactive man is both amused and annoyed.