Elon Musk is still moving to Mars, leaving behind his fortune in BitCoin, Trump is siccing his hairpiece on White House senior staffers while trying to resolve a border crisis in the Himalayas, Boris Johnson is about to dispatch Dominic Cummings to appease Northerners, and Prince Harry gets involved in a neighborly dispute with LeBron James.

Boris has got big plans for half term & the stars of Twitter unite in song.

As the election nears, Trump gets hands-on with the postal votes.