Kip and Henry are nearly crushed in an elevator accident and subsequently decide to experience some wild fantasies before they die.

Kip and Henry drop a water balloon on a car that turns out to belong to Richard Nixon. After being questioned by the Secret Service, Kip is so shaken that he gives up practical jokes.

Depressed after breaking up with another girlfriend, Henry goes to a video dating service, where he meets a beautiful Satanist; Kip tries to lure Sonny into bed.