Nick thinks an anonymous person has stolen his identity; Suzanne leaves for the week to attend her childhood friend's wedding; and Maralyn set out to teach the kids a life lesson.

Nick accidentally pulls up an adult website at work, offending a female colleague. Meanwhile, Suzanne waits at home for a new couch to be delivered, and Lindsey prepares for a Shakespeare test.

Nick don't recognize his microphone is on and it insults a colleague at the studio; Marilyn learns the life of the Internet with help from the Kids.