Lindsey develops a crush on a stylish boy at school, but Suzanne seriously believes that he is gay. Meanwhile, comical mix-ups hound Suzanne when she tries to deliver a package.

When Nick's colleagues at the station encourages him to send Lindsey and Kevin to a private school, Nick and Suzanne look into it, only to be misled about the process.

Suzanne becomes overly consumed with Kevin's science project. Elsewhere, Lindsey revs up for driving lessons, only to emerge as a suspect when her mother's car is scratched, when trying to drive it somewhere.