Nick tries to bond with Kevin, but struggles to understand exactly what his stepson sees in the international sport of soccer; Suzanne is frustrated by Lindsey's lack of communication and creates a fake Facebook account to learn what is going on in her daughter's life.

Kevin takes care of a rat that ends up getting lost in the house. Tension arises between Gigi and Lindsey when one of Gigi's old boyfriends showers them with gifts and clothes.

Nick gets in trouble with Suzanne after neglecting to tell her that he visited a sexually suggestive pirate-themed restaurant named Booty (à la Hooters). Meanwhile, Lindsey and Kevin pester Suzanne about their allowances.