Pete wins some tickets to see the musical Mamma Mia! and, after 'acquiring' a leather jacket from a bag outside a charity shop, manages to find a date, Helene.

Pete claims that he's been in the army in order to impress Mel, his new girlfriend. Unfortunately for Pete, Mel's brother Tom is a genuine veteran.

Everything's great between Pete and his new girlfriend, until he discovers that Chloe is going out with his nemesis, Jake. To make matters worse, Jake's young nephew is better at football than Pete...