Pete realises that he's too selfish and decides to turn his life around. His first altruistic act is to agree to a visa marriage.

Pete finally gets a decent sports writing job but it's on the basis of a pretend relationship with his best mate's girlfriend. Problems ensue when an office romance blossoms...

It's double trouble for Pete when he is accused of kidnapping an old lady's dog, while pretending to be a heroin addict to try and impress a Polish cleaner.