Mr Chairman and caretaker Rex have booked a celebrity to attract more members to their small Welsh working men's club, but will former Doctor Who, Colin Baker, be lured to the rival Conservative Club by the offer of wasabi peas and other middle-class snacks?

All Josh wants is a night in with his flatmates to get over his heartbreak, but he ends up spending his time with his irritating landlord and a local barmaid.

After Specially Fried Chicken manager Mary panics and abandons the shop to the knife-point of a nugget-demanding hoodie, she must find a way to win back the staffs' respect.