Dispatch wants to know why Sheriff is so sad. But when he digs too deep, he uncovers a dark conspiracy involving all of Old Town.

The Mayor bans Sheriff's friends from hanging out at the station so he can focus on crime. Sheriff tries to circumvent the restriction by knighting them but lands in some medieval sized trouble.

An upset Mayor forbids Sheriff's friends from hanging around the station so that he can focus on stopping crime. But to keep them around, Sheriff knights his friends, landing him in a predicament of medieval proportions.