Tourists in Cardiff face a tourist information machine full of nonsense facts, commuters are driven nuts trying to order a taxi with Cab B.O.T, and the Construct-a-Bear machine gets saucy in Brighton.

People can't believe their eyes as they undertake TezCorp eye test Optical Prime, while tourists at the British Museum learn some things they may not have known about the Ancient Egyptians.

Chaos as the tourist info machine outside the Houses of Parliament feeds visitors with nonsense.