David invites a magazine reporter to accompany him and Ruby on a day they spend bonding. Elsewhere, Jordan wants to know if Ruby is indeed David's offspring, so he tries to obtain DNA samples from them.

Patrick becomes the coach of Ruby's soccer team, while David takes a creative approach to mentoring Jordan in songwriting.

Ruby meets David and Patrick's mother, who's unreceptive to Ruby's attempts at bonding and asks Ruby not to call her "Grandma."