Garsley Garments celebrates its centenary week and the 'Frilly Things' rugby team are involved in the celebrations. The proceedings become rather unruly and only the appearance of Big D prevents a major brawl.

The 'Frilly Things' feel they are being given a hard time by referees and Big D moves in to action. She keeps being told the ref is programmed like a robot to act at the sight of a foul, but she finds that inside the machine is a human being struggling to get out.

There's a huge problem for the rugby team when the beer pumps in the clubhouse break down again. Worse still they don't have enough money in the kitty to get them repaired...