Owen overhears a conversation between Byron and Rachel, discussing the idea of having a baby.

When Rachel is put in charge of running Beatz 101's charity Christmas telethon and the starring act's props and costumes are mysteriously destroyed right before the show, Owen takes it upon himself to uncover the "whodunnit" mystery.

Blair's homework assignment is to write a story about the most interesting thing about her family; Byron, Rachel and Owen try to one-up each other.