New signing Mattie Sullivan arrives at the club, but a meeting with chairman Mark Crane leads him to wonder if he's been signed by mistake. As if that wasn't bad enough, club hard-man Petey Brooks takes a dislike to him and legendary Italian manager Cesare is nowhere to be found.

Mattie befriends star midfielder Carlos Velez in an attempt to improve team spirit. But hanging out with Carlos is not quite what he imagined. Jack braves a date with a girl he met online, Benji is approached by a mysterious businessman and Petey plays pranks on the squad.

The team is given a presentation on the rules of sexual conduct and consent.Afterwards Mattie, Benji and Jack head out for the afternoon determined to keep out of trouble. But a chance supermarket meeting with a lady who wants them to meet her son, Stuart, leads to an unfortunate misunderstanding.As Stuart threatens to go public with his side of the story, Mattie and the others try to placate him with an all-access visit to the training complex to meet the team. It's a shame that Petey Brookes won't play ball!