Commander Adam forces Chode to testify against Darph Bobo in a murder case and puts him in a witness protection program until the trial. Settling down on a suburban planet under the name of "Chance," Chode becomes the object of desire for all the desperate housewives in the neighborhood.

Dinia, an old flame of Chode's, contacts him and informs him of their son, Chode Jr. Soon, Chode is provided custody and has to take the boy on board, giving him Whip's room. Whip has to sleep in the broom closet.

Chode desperately wants to win The Fifty Million Kronig Flaming Colossus Race. Whip proposes to have Spaceship Bob souped up at his friend Sergio's chop shop. Chode also strikes an endorsement deal with Pucker Up hemorrhoid ointment. Things take a turn for the worse when the upgrade installs a virus into Bob's mainframe.