Chode bets his life-long rival Adam Shatner that Whip can beat Adam 12 at the Intergalactic X-Games hoverboard games. If Whip wins, Chode gets Adam's ship. If he loses, Adam gets Six.

When two Alien Greys try to scam Chode into paying for an accident they caused, he escapes through a time warp. This leads both ships to travel back in time and crash land on Earth near the lackluster town of Roswell.

The crew takes a holiday at Gillabus IV and find the entire planet celebrating the holiday of Clownza. Realizing the festivities are part of one of Darph Bobo's schemes, Chode invents his own rival holiday, "Peacester."