The crew takes a holiday at Gillabus IV and find the entire planet celebrating the holiday of Clownza. Realizing the festivities are part of one of Darph Bobo's schemes, Chode invents his own rival holiday, "Peacester."

At their high school reunion, Chode regains his former status of the King of Cool, Darph Bobo is again the King of Dorks, and T'Nuk the Queen of Bullies.

Commander Adam has crashed on Vitalius IV, a planet inhabited by just about every scifi monster ever created. His wife Nancy forces Chode to go rescue him by injecting an earwig that will consume his brain within 24 hours.