The Confederation forces Chode and the crew to kidnap former Mutilation Game star Malak and bring him out of retirement for a game against the Dark Clowns.

Chode enters Six in the Miss Galaxy 5000 pageant after getting himself instated as one of the judges (as Fritz Feltchman). Darph Bobo has also gotten himself a judge's pass (as Marvin Wankerstein) and enters his daughter Babette as a contestant. Even T'Nuk enters, coached by Gus. When contestants end up being murdered, evidence incriminates Six (though the murder weapons are all clown related).

Just before beaming down to the planet Snozzle, an irresistible packet of Clownzooka Chew-n-Spit gum materializes at Chode's feet. When he spits out the gum planet-side, he is immediately arrested for soiling the sidewalk and sentenced to be electrocuted on live pay TV.