Robert and Dorothy return to London after a Scottish holiday to find an invitation to lunch at Buckingham Palace on the mat; cue a mad rush to get the American into a suitably English state of dress and manner!

A product of the nation that gave the world the "baked bean", Robert considers freezers to be the sign of a lazy cook, destroying the individual. Unfortunately, Dorothy's already ordered one. It's just a matter of who holds the stronger will...

Dorothy has her heart set on getting a dog. As ever, Robert does not share her enthusiasm, and with a particularly highly strung woman selling the bitch, it looks like he may get his way.