When Melissa and her friends catch Iris and Russo making out in the parking lot, Judy is so mortified that she literally turns invisible. She flees the school and hides in Iris's car, inadvertently becoming a fly on the wall for the rest of Iris's day.

There's nothing quite like buying your daughter's high school and becoming her principal to make up for a lifetime of neglect.

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