Simon Treat makes his way to Israel where he falls in love with Yudit and encounters a bizarre group of kibbutzniks.

Simon Treat sets out to win back his girlfriend by making a romantic tape in Prague but his plans go awry when, filming a wedding, he has to stand in as groom.

Encounters with a singing detective, his over-sexed wife and Gina's honour-obsessed family force Simon to literally fight for his life.