Alana uncovers a bizarre piece of short fiction, reconnects a contestant with their ex's mom, and devises the world's least romantic marriage proposal.

Alana sends a contestant on an impromptu trip to Vegas, exposes a shocking text thread, and discovers a way to bring a contestant's follower count to 0.

Alana digs through a detailed dating log, crowdsources a tattoo parlor for toddlers, and tries to topple a wedding flash mob.