One woman tags her ex in her profile pic. Another texts her entire family for sex advice. And someone goes on a cold call rampage. All this and more on this episode of I Want My Phone Back.

A vegan poses with a plate of meat. A girl calls her friend's baby dumb. And someone posts all the selfies.

Alana uncovers a bizarre piece of short fiction, reconnects a contestant with their ex's mom, and devises the world's least romantic marriage proposal.