Jacopo is the new owner of the Swine & Slosh tavern, and after taking money from several elderly women as an investment, he has invited the very popular Forks Up! food review show to come grade the restaurant. Now Dwight must schmooze Nick Reeves, the host of Forks Up! to keep the Tavern from going under and keep the women from losing their money.

When Gretta gives sanctuary to elven princess Pridwyn, Pridwyn decides she wants Dwight as her Champion. With the help of her butler, Pridwyn places Dwight under a spell to turn him into an elf Champion. Gretta must use all her wits if she's to break the spell and keep her Champion where he's meant to be.

Deep in the forest of Woodside, Baldric and Hexela discover a stone soldier that leads them to a witch's lair. When they find the witch's remains, Hexela contacts the witch's spirit and uncovers a murder mystery. Meanwhile, Gretta receives a mysterious package. Unable to resist opening it, she instantly finds herself teleported onto a stormy ocean.