Alice's plans for Joe's birthday are hijacked by Doug, and she finds herself lumbered with a psychotic parrot that's holding a grudge.

Alice's sister can't keep a boyfriend for longer than a week, so Alice decides to do a spot of match-making. But her plans backfire when she fixes up Kate with one of Doug's best friends.

Doug's girlfriend, Rachael, discovers that he and Alice are still technically married, as they never got around to signing their divorce papers. So Doug calls by to ask Alice to sign them. Are they finally going to end their marriage?