Witnessing a gangland murder, Billy Bleach is forced to move from London to Norfolk as he enters a witness protection programme.

Now on the Witness Protection Programme in a Norfolk cottage, Billy outwits PC Harriet, cycles to the village pub, chats to everyone and meets the landlord.

Billy blackmails PC Harriet into letting him escape from the cottage. Billy meets organic farmers, while Harry Taylor's men close in on his brother, Darren.