DOUBLE DATE: When our contestant reveals to her sister that she's set them both up on a blind date with two guys from the Internet, neither of their dates comes anywhere close to being "prince charming." Co-host: Chuey Martinez. EAT YOUR VEGETABLES: Bob Saget's new book "Dirty Daddy" inspires a bevy of bizarre behavior from our contestant, and when he ducks for cover, his date may just duck out the door. Co-host: Bob Saget.

CUTESY PIE: After whispering sweet nothings to his friend, our contestant is instructed to take their relationship to the next level, by locking lips with him in an unusual way. Co-host: Howie Mandel. END TIMES: The end is nigh, as this contestant must convince her friend that the world is coming to an end, then brace for impact by hiding under their table. Co-host: Kevin Nealon.

ESCORT: After dropping the news that she's an escort for older men, our contestant and her friend must deal with a creepy client, who wants to take them out for a night on the town. Co-host: Kelly Osbourne. PATRIOT: After sarcastically saluting a veteran, then swapping made-up war stories with the man, this contestant has his friend marching straight for the door. Co-host: Moshe Kasher.