A contestant must sign off on bizarre online purchases; revealing a passion for the effeminate.

EMBARRASSING PARENT: After describing her scandalous bedroom behavior, a mother takes safe sex lessons a little too far in front of her mortified daughter. Co-host: Nick Cannon. EASILY HURT: A picture is worth a thousand words, unless you are the contestant's girlfriend, who has to deal with her boyfriend's clumsy attempts at communication after biting his tongue. Co-host: Howie Mandel.

FOOTBALL: This contestant has football on the brain and decides to kick off the new season while her friend watches from the sideline. Co-host: Bobby Lee. CHAMPAGNE PROBLEMS: After faking a foot injury, a contestant enlists the help of a friend, then offers a thank you with a face full of foot. Co-host: Ross Matthews.