Dave looks back at the horrific beginnings of his new job as a production assistant for the local low-budget kids' TV show "Magic Funhouse!," hosted by a demanding.

Arlo storms off the set during a live broadcast after Dr. Pottymouth says a word that triggers a painful childhood memory. Meanwhile, Cliff plans a porn premiere party.

Mr. Chronis forces the gang to swap identities with each other in competition for a raise. Breaking character gets you Tasered and puts you out of the competition.