Morris returns to Utterley, and Bradley has his eye on the new school teacher. Lady Patience is upset that the book of poems she stole from Matthew Fairchild got a bad review in the papers, while the same poems were stolen by Morris were a big hit. Bladley dusts off the Crutch works factory to trap Jack Fairchild.

Bradley is in love. Bradley invites the new school teacher over the manor to play on his piano, and he must now turn his bedroom into a music room. Morris returns home a Vicar, and Lady Patience tries to get Isobel to cancel her engagement to Lord Mountfast.

Austin plots to have his father committed because Brdley is acting strange. Bradley is in love with the new school teacher, Miss Makepeace, and he slips her some SBD in her water. Goerge Fairchild tells Bradley that people are talking about his Memorial Bathhouse being the cause of an epidemic in Utterly, and Austin thinks he's going to the House of Commons.