Threatened by the march of modern technology it takes all of Para's cunning, plus the help of a large beached whale, to keep him and his disaster prone crew in steady employment.

Lured by a gypsy's prophecy of Spanish gold from a wrecked galleon, the crew embarks on a hunt for the treasure - with literally explosive consequences.

When the crew are entrusted with delivering a piper to a wedding, they pick up an imposter who wants to elope with the bride and the course of true love doesn't run smoothly.