The family forgets Meg's birthday, prompting Ken to plan a night at a hotel for just the two of them. But Meg has other celebration plans in mind, and asks Ken to participate in a devil's threesome.

The Swallows go to extreme lengths to track down a drug-addicted music executive who offered to sign the band to her label.

After lying to the kids about the existence of a band manager named Robert Kushman, Ken is forced to hire an actor to play the part. Kushman takes his job quite seriously, causing complications for Ken.