Molly joins the school's cheerleading squad to be closer to Nick, but making the team comes at a price---her availability to the chess club. Elsewhere, Jerry and Rick grow mustaches as father and son compete to be more attractive to women.

Molly gets little help from her family as she tries to deal with her breakup with Nick---they're much too busy preparing for Halloween. Meanwhile, Harriet waits for a call back from a gentleman suitor.

Molly celebrates her 16th birthday and endures her family's bizarre rituals, which include peculiar songs and a seafood dinner at the same restaurant where cool kids from Molly's school are hanging out.