A relaxing getaway at a Bed & Breakfast turns into a nightmare as Em and Murph are pressured by the creepy host to mingle at a cocktail hour. They stage an elaborate plan to steal a bottle of wine without being social.

Em and Murph discover DateRate, where you rate people you've dated. Em is horrified that she only has 1.25 out of 5 stars and declares she must date another man to bring her rating up. Rebecca tries to bypass dating, and heads to the sperm bank.

Emily and Murph head to couples counseling to untangle the stress of wedding planning. Cole pours his heart out to the stripper giving him a lap dance and Hannah holds a friendly Lyft driver, Creighton, hostage in exchange for dating advice.