The traditional Danish Christmas feast a homesick Kristin prepares for the Harpers turns out to be a real turkey.

Ross goes out for football to make a pass at a girl who loves the sport, and Brian is carried back to his gridiron glory days.

Eileen ropes a reluctant Kate into joining a professional women's group, but before long, Kate "the Organizer" has tied down the lead over Eileen in the race for club secretary.